Monday, December 13, 2004

My Dream Last Night

For a limited time, I got to live in Dave Stanley's body. Finding myself newly an attractive male, I of course wanted to stand in front of the mirror naked and admire myself and masturbate. But my mother kept coming upstairs as I tried to masturbate so I could never actually get hard.

Go ahead, Siggy. You can take this one. It's all you, babe.